The Top 5 Worst Dating Pick Up Lines (Yes, these are real!)
So, in my profile I have it written that I need someone to be strong enough to tell me that I’m being irrational at times and then move on. Because, let’s face it, I’m a woman and there are moments when it happens.
The Rancher in Texas-“Stop being irrational and eat a steak. Let’s go out for dinner.”
The Joker-“Give a dog a bone, really, vegan dog food! Look, I'm just joking… It’s funny!”
The “Vegan”-“I think you're hot, and I really want to hump your leg.”
The Business Man-“Let’s have sex and sushi.” I hardly know you. “Adam and Eve didn't know each other.”
The Neighbor-“Hey there sugar tits, want to make out?”
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